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🚀👽 Ready to get snatched up in style? The Abduct Me Daddy tee is soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch to keep you comfy while waiting for your ride to the mothership. Whether you’re stargazing, hunting UFOs, or just vibin’ with conspiracy-loving friends, this shirt is flattering and built to last.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric so it won’t warp after abduction-level laundry cycles
Side-seamed construction for a clean, modern fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
👕 Perfect for alien enthusiasts, cryptid chasers, and anyone bold enough to say: beam me up, Daddy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

$24.99
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric so it won’t warp after abduction-level laundry cycles
Side-seamed construction for a clean, modern fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
👕 Perfect for alien enthusiasts, cryptid chasers, and anyone bold enough to say: beam me up, Daddy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |